as long as it's green

May 29

[video]

May 27

A haiku about getting out of bed

no no no no no 
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

(via karz4kidz)

May 26

(Source: canadumb, via karz4kidz)

May 21

alexisaurusrex: This is how I spend my money.

alexisaurusrex:

This is how I spend my money.

(via karz4kidz)

May 20

Blisters on my feet, phone broken, credit cards locked down on fraud alert, but I did get engaged so it was a pretty nice weekend.

May 15

Futurama is just the best

Futurama is just the best

(Source: theslurmfactory)

[video]

May 12

dun dun dun

dun dun dun

May 10

sarkyfancypants: pktokoro: connormpreg: zillybooradley: this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious ^ um excuse me check ur privilege omfg

sarkyfancypants:

pktokoro:

connormpreg:

zillybooradley:

this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious

^

um excuse me

check ur privilege

omfg

(Source: fuckyeahgenderfuck, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty

juliemoriarty:

thiscakeisnotalie:

School President:

Honor Students:

I LITERALLY THREW MY HANDS IN THE AIR AND SAID ‘WHAT THE FUCK’

COOKIE ASDFKASDFKJKHSAG

(via beckykr)