February 2012
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Helloooooo tax refund...
I just filed for you on Monday! I am so happy to see you already. I haven’t even had time to think of something to spend you on.
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tomorrow is going to SUCK.
Please let a freak giant storm come through and trap me at home, please, please, please. Or perhaps I could just not wake up. Just sleep all the way through tomorrow, and then wake up Tuesday and not have to worry about it. These are the things that I wish.
"I forgot about the spear in my bed, had to put it...
Text messages that make you go
Volume 1.
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January 2012
76 posts
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prozac34 replied to your post: driftingdiscourse replied to your post: I signed…
Maybe the mistake was signing up for Pinterest? I don’t know why I don’t want to be on there. I just don’t.
CURIOSITY! DON’T JUDGE ME! Mostly it was because I found a recipe for Red Lobster’s cheddar biscuits. DON’T JUDGE ME!
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Ever since you hung up on me, I'm hung up on you.
Damn, that’s clever.
driftingdiscourse replied to your post: I signed up for Pinterest and it automatically followed everyone I am friends with on Facebook.
Can you unfollow?
Yeah, but most of them are following me now, so I don’t want to be like, “actually, I hate you, this was a mistake.” Or maybe I do…
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I signed up for Pinterest and it automatically...
Now I have to pretend I actually still give a shit about all these people I don’t even know anymore.
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Pretty sure this cream cheese is no good, but I...
It was such a bad idea to be here that she almost thought she heard her mother calling her to dinner. But Ellie knew that even her mother’s booming voice couldn’t reach her all the way out here. And so she walked. She was drawn to meet the sunbeam in the distance… an affliction that she’s had for all her life. Memories full of sunlit shapes through windows, but Ellie never did know when or...
I think I am going to do the 5K mud run this year...
Time to start training.
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Merry Brides: DIY : S'mores Wedding Favors →
merrybrides:
I love edible wedding and party favors, and Kelly Maron – mastermind behind Paper Stories – has sent us her quick and easy how-to for S’mores on a Stick! And even better, she has created three adorable printable tags for these goodies in two color palettes. Print either the “Love on a…
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